[WHIRRING...]
[¶...]
[WHOOSH] [¶...]
[GOTHIC CHANTING, ¶...]
[CRACKLING, GOTHIC CHANTING CONTINUES, ¶...]
[KNOCKING ON DOOR, LOUD MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE]
[INDISTINCT VOICES...]
[LOUD MUSIC AND CONVERSATIONS]
[ALL SPEAKING SPANISH...] >> THIS IS MY FRIEND, JAMIE.
>> HOLA.
>> Jamie: LOBO, HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
>> WHAT'S UP?
>> YEAH, GLAD TO MEET YOU.
>> YEAH, WELCOME.
HOW'S CHILE?
>> MAN, I FEEL AT HOME.
>> [INDISTINCT]
YOU WANT TO HAVE IT?
>> YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER YOU'RE
HAVING.
>> YOU GUYS WANNA SMOKE
SOME WEED? >> YEAH.
>> IT'S JUST CHILEAN WEED, MAN.
[LOUD MUSIC CONTINUES...]
>> Jamie: I HEAR THAT IT LASTS,
LIKE, EIGHT HOURS, AND THAT THE
PEAK OF IT IS REALLY LIKE FOUR
HOURS INTO IT.
>> YEAH, THAT'S TRUE BUT ONE
THING YOU WANNA MAKE SURE--
>> YEAH, YEAH, WELL, I READ THE
DOORS OF PERCEPTION, YOU KNOW.
HE DESCRIBES IT BASICALLY AS
LIKE WE HAVE A REDUCING VALVE IN
OUR CONSCIOUSNESS AND LIKE, THIS
KIND OF LIKE OPENS UP YOUR, YOU
KNOW...
...YOUR VALVE,
YOUR REDUCING VALVE?
>> HUXLEY?
YEAH, I'VE HEARD OF THAT BOOK.
I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER READ IT.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
>> HI!
>> THESE ARE MY FRIENDS...
THIS IS JAMIE...
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT THAT YOU
FAST IF YOU TAKE IT...
>> YOU HAVE TO FAST?
12 HOURS BEFORE OR SOMETHING?
>> YEAH, YOU SHOULD...
>> DON'T EXAGGERATE , BUT...
>> WANT SOME?
>> NO, UH, I'M HIGH ON LIFE.
>> WHATEVER KNOCKS YOU OUT.
>> TRY TO BE IN A GOOD MOOD
TOO, MAN, LIKE YOU YOU GUYS
WANNA LIKE, KIND TAKE CARE OF
EACH OTHER...
YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED...
>> Jamie: YEAH.
>> I'M NOT AFRAID OF...
[LOUD MUSIC CONTINUES...]
>> IS THAT CHILEAN COCAINE?
>> YEAH, IT'S CHILEAN COCAINE,
YOU LIKE IT?
>> CAN I GET SOME OF THIS,
BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD VERY GOOD
COCAINE IN CHILE.
>> YEAH, MANU, CAN WE GET SOME?
>> UMM... >> CAN I BUY SOME?
DO YOU HAVE MORE?
>> YEAH, I MEAN...
I CAN ASK A FRIEND.
>> YEAH, IT'S LIKE REALLY...
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD.
YOU KNOW, AND THE WEED IS NICE,
TOO, THAT YOU HAVE BECAUSE THE
OTHER WEEDS I'VE HAD HERE HAVE
BEEN, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE HEADY,
LIKE, YOU CAN FEEL A PRESSURE ON
YOUR FACE AND LIKE, YOU CAN'T
THINK THROUGH A CLEAR THOUGHT...
BUT THIS ONE WAS REALLY NICE.
>> YEAH, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE
DONE A LOT OF DRUGS HERE AND
STUFF.
>> NOT LIFE, THOUGH, YOU KNOW,
I DON'T GET HIGH ON LIFE
EVERY DAY.
GOD, I WOULD PROBABLY
DROP DEAD.
YOU WANNA GET OUT OF THIS ROOM?
IT'S LIKE REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE
IN HERE.
HEY, THANK YOU.
[LOUD MUSIC AND GENERAL
CONVERSATIONS]
WHAT WAS HER PROBLEM? >> WHY?
>> SHE'S LIKE, "I'M HIGH ON
LIFE," AND THEN SHE'S DOING
COCAINE?
>> AH, FORGET IT.
>> I FIND THAT SHIT SO ANNOYING.
I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT, THAT'S
LIKE CRAZY, POISONOUS...
CHILEAN DRUGS.
I'LL SEE YOU.
HELLO, IS SOMEONE IN HERE?
I'M SORRY!
[MUFFLED MUSIC THUMPING...]
[TOILET FLUSHES]
[MUFFLED MUSIC CONTINUES]
[EERIE WHOOSHING...]
[WHIRRING, HORSE NEIGHS]
[LOUD MUSIC THUMPING...] [GENERAL CONVERSATIONS]
HEY, WHO'S SHE?
>> YEAH, SHE'S AN OLD FRIEND,
MAN.
ISN'T SHE AMAZING?
>> I LOVE HER!
>> WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER ONE?
>> THE OTHER ONE IS LIKE,
A DARK CLOUD.
>> WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE
DOING, MAN?
>> OH, POOR THING!
SHE'S LIKE A LONELY TORNADO.
>> WHAT'S UP WITH HER?
>> SHE'S EMBARRASSING HERSELF,
RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> I MEAN, THE OTHER ONE'S BEING
NICE TO HER, SHE'S NOT LIKE
KICKING HER OUT.
SOMEBODY SAVE HER!
I'M GONNA TRY.
>> OH, REALLY?
GOOD LUCK, MAN...
>> I THINK SHE NEEDS IT!
HOLA!
>> HOLA!
>> DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?
>> YES.
>> WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> AMERICA, EVERYWHERE...
>> ME TOO. >> YEAH?
>> YOU'RE THE FIRST AMERICAN
I'VE MET HERE.
>> HI!
>> LISTEN TO ME.
>> YEAH.
>> YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.
[LAUGHS]
>> AM I EMBARRASSING YOURSELF,
YOU MEAN?
WE'RE ALL ONE SELF, MAN.
>> YEAH! >> YEAH!
WE'RE ONE GIANT CONSCIOUSNESS.
>> WHAT, WHAT'S YOUR RELIGION?
ARE YOU RELIGIOUS OR SOMETHING?
THAT'S LIKE DOORS OF PERCEPTION
SHIT YOU'RE SAYING,
YOU KNOW?
YOU EVER READ THAT BOOK?
YOU KNOW THAT BOOK?
>> ALDOUS HUXLEY?
>> THE DOORS OF PERCEPTION...
YES! >> YEAH!
>> CHAMPA!
>> HOLA, AMIGO.
HOW ARE YOU, MAN?
>> HEY, GOOD, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> FINE.
THIS IS MACA.
>> MACA? JAMIE.
>> JAMIE, MY FRIEND.
>> THIS IS CRYSTAL FAIRY.
>> SORRY?
>> AND THIS IS CHAMPA.
I LIVE WITH HIM, WE LIVE
TOGETHER.
>> CHAMPA, CHAMPA...
>> YOUR NAME, SORRY?
>> CRYSTAL FAIRY.
SHE'S GONNA COME WITH US TO THE
NORTH TOMORROW.
SHE'S GONNA COME IN THE SUBURBAN
AND WE'LL ALL DRIVE TOGETHER,
AND THERE'LL BE A FEMALE
PRESENCE NOW ON THE TRIP.
IS THAT COOL? >> UH...
>> SHE WANTS TO DRINK SAN PEDRO.
>> BUT... WILL YOU COME IN THE
CAR OR IN THE...
>> SHE'LL COME IN THE SUBURBAN.
>> UH, HEY, IT'S A PROBLEM
BECAUSE THE SUBURBAN IS KIND OF
FULL BECAUSE I'M TAKING MY
LITTLE BROTHERS, YOU REMEMBER?
>> YOU DON'T THINK WE CAN
ALL FIT?
>> OH, I DON'T WANT TO BE AN
IMPOSITION.
>> WELL, MAYBE TAKE A BUS THEN,
MEET US THERE...
>> YEAH, I'LL TAKE A BUS!
>> JUST... [INDISTINCT] AND THEN
CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THERE AND
WE'LL FIND YOU.
>> I TOOK THE BUS ALL OVER
ARGENTINA, HAVE YOU DONE THAT?
>> THAT'LL BE FUN.
YOU'LL JUST TAKE A BUS...
>> PERFECTO, PERFECTO.
>> HEY, IF I GIVE YOU MY PHONE
NUMBER...
9-5-0-3-0. >> 9-5-0-3-0.
[INDISTINCT]
...YOU HAVE TO COME.
>> ...I HAVE TO BUS?
>> COPIAPO.
>> COPIAPO, THAT'S IT.
>> JUST GO ON GOOGLE AND TYPE IN
BUS OR JUST TYPE IN BUS,
IT'S LIKE THE SAME WORD.
>> I'M GOING TO GO AND LOOK AT
THE MOON NOW.
>> WOW...
>> THIS IS SUCH A GOOD OMEN.
>> THAT'S AMAZING.
WE SHOULD GET GOING SOON,
BECAUSE I THINK WE'RE
GOING TO GET UP LIKE REALLY
EARLY AND GO?
>> Champa: YEAH, YEAH.
I'M KIND OF TIRED, MAN.
>> YEAH, ME TOO.
I MIGHT DO A LITTLE MORE OF THAT
BLOW, I HAVE A LITTLE MORE LEFT.
YOU WANNA DO SOME?
>> NO, THANK YOU MAN.
NO, NO.
>> O.K., I'M GOING TO DO IT.
>> SEE YOU LATER.
>> THEN WE'LL GO SOON.
[MUSIC AND GENERAL
CONVERSATIONS]
>> YO, JAMIE, DUDE. >> HOLA, AMIGO.
>> WE NEED TO GO, MAN.
>> YEAH, I'M JUST MAKING
ONE DRINK.
>> IT'S TOO LATE.
NO MORE DRINKS, MAN.
NO, NO.
I'M GOING MAN, SORRY.
IF YOU WANNA STAY, O.K., BUT...
>> HEY, I'VE GOT A LITTLE MORE
BLOW.
[MUSIC AND GENERAL
CONVERSATIONS...]
>> BYE. I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW, O.K.?
GET HOME SAFE.
>> YEAH, YOU TOO.
[WOMEN SPEAKING SPANISH...]
>> Women: HI! >> Woman: HI!
>> Jamie: HI.
>> HI! FUCKING ME.
>> HI, WHAT?
I CAN'T AFFORD IT.
[ALL LAUGH]
TELL HER I CAN'T AFFORD IT.
>> GOOD NIGHT.
>> WHAT'S SHE SAYING?
>> SHE WANTS APPLE.
>> NO, I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY
APPLE!
HOW MANY DICKS HAVE YOU SUCKED
TONIGHT?
>> A LOT.
>> WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?
WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?
>> MY NAME IS HANNAH. >> HI!
>> AND BOTOTA.
>> WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SOME REAL
FOOD?
WE'LL COOK YOU DINNER.
I'LL COOK YOU DINNER.
COME-- A LA CASA!
COME ON!
>> NO PROBLEM.
[MUSIC PLAYING IN APARTMENT]
[CLICKING SODA CAN]
>> Champa: I'M GOING TO BED,
I'M SO TIRED.
>> Jamie: YEAH, I'M SO
TIRED TOO.
I'M JUST GOING TO COOK THIS AND
EAT THIS WITH THEM, I THINK, AND
GO TO BED TOO.
>> YEAH, THE GIRLS ARE WAITING,
MAN.
>> O.K., GOOD NIGHT.
>> SEE YOU TOMORROW.
[¶...]
>> HEY...
WHAT'S THE SITUATION?
[¶...]
>> Jamie: ARE YOU GOING TO SLEEP
AFTER THIS, OR ARE YOU GOING TO
BE WORKING?
>> OH, NO.
FUCKING!
>> WORKING, WORKING.
>> YEAH, I GOT IT.
YOU'VE BEEN...
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
DOING THAT KIND OF WORK?
>> NO, NO, EH...
HMM... ABURRIDA.
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> BUT YOU DON'T ENJOY IT.
>> THANKS. >> THANKS.
>> OH, YOU GOTTA GO WORK
RIGHT NOW.
>> YES, YES, AHORA.
>> WANT HAVE THE DOLLAR.
>> O.K., O.K., O.K., ALL RIGHT.
YOU DON'T WANT ANY RICE?
O.K., BYE!
[INHALES DEEPLY] [EXHALES DEEPLY]
[INHALING SHARPLY]
[CELL PHONE RINGING AND VIBRATING]
>> JAMIE! YO, JAMIE!
>> HOLA... HOLA...
>> YO, MAN.
WHAT'S WRONG?
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE
WAITING DOWN HERE WITH
THE STUFF.
>> OH, I'M SORRY.
>> YEAH, PLEASE HURRY UP, MAN.
MY LITTLE BROTHERS ARE WAITING.
>> UM, CAN YOU GIVE ME
10 MINUTES?
>> WE'RE KIND OF LATE, MAN.
PLEASE HURRY UP.
>> COME UP. >> O.K.
>> WE DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT
LIKE THIS.
[BLINDS CLATTER]
[WATER RUNNING]
>> I'LL BE WAITING IN THE
CAR, MAN.
>> O.K., LADY BOTOTA.
I'LL BE FIVE MINUTES.
[MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO]
>> WOW...
>> YO, MAN.
>> GREAT CAR.
>> YEAH, THE ONLY PROBLEM IS
IT'S SO EXPENSIVE.
IT SPENDS TOO MUCH GAS.
>> I'LL COVER GAS, MAN.
I'LL COVER GAS.
>> REALLY? COOL, THANKS.
>> NO WORRIES.
[DOORS SHUT, IGNITION STARTS]
I'M SORRY THOSE WOMEN WERE
SCARING YOU LAST NIGHT.
SO CRAZY. >> THEY WERE FUN.
>> I LIKED BOTOTA-- YEAH, LIKE,
I LIKED BOTOTA BECAUSE SHE WAS
KIND OF QUIET BUT HANNAH KEPT
LIKE, GETTING AGGRESSIVE
WITH ME.
THIS IS THE PERFECT THING IN MY
LIFE RIGHT NOW, TO DO MESCALINE.
I'M JUST GETTING INTO ALL THIS,
REALLY GETTING HEAVY IN TO ALL
THIS PHENOMENOLOGY STUFF AND
IT'S ALL RELATED, YOU KNOW,
IT'S LIKE...
SO YOUR BROTHERS ARE GONNA TAKE
IT TOO?
DID THEY DECIDE THEY WANT TO?
>> YEAH, I THINK SO.
THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME, YEAH.
>> SO I HAVE TO GET ENOUGH
BECAUSE, UH...
I DON'T WANNA TAKE, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, LESS THAN THE
RECOMMENDED DOSAGE.
WE SHOULD ALL...
WE SHOULD MAKE SURE THERE'S
ENOUGH FOR US TO ALL DO THE
RIGHT AMOUNT.
IF NOT, MAYBE THEY'LL JUST HANG
OUT OR SOMETHING.
[MEN SPEAKING SPANISH]
[CAR HORN HONKS]
>> YO! >> PILO.
>> HOW ARE YOU, MAN?
>> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> FINE, YOU?
>> I'M DEAD, MAN.
EXHAUSTED, MAN, WE DID SO MUCH
COCAINE LAST NIGHT.
[LAUGHS]
WE COULD HARDLY SLEEP.
I DID MORE THAN HIM, BUT...
SOMEBODY PUT SOME LIKE KLONOPIN
IN IT OR SOMETHING.
YEAH, BRING THOSE.
[MEN SPEAKING SPANISH]
>> Jamie: HEY, LEL. HEY, ARE YOU GOING TO DRINK THE
SAN PEDRO WITH US?
>> SAN PEDRO? >> YEAH.
>> WE'LL HAVE A PSYCHOACTIVE
VOYAGE, YOU KNOW?
>> OH... [CHUCKLES]
YEAH, YEAH.
IT'S TRUE.
>> IT'S JUST A PLANT, YOU KNOW,
I MEAN, IT'S JUST THE SAN PEDRO
CACTUS.
IT'S BEEN AN ANCIENT TRADITION.
THEY'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR
HUNDREDS OF YEARS.
IT'S LIKE... REALLY TRADITIONAL.
>> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? >> I'M TRYING TO TRANSLATE WHAT
YOU SAID.
>> IT'S, IT'S SAFE.
DON'T WORRY!
DON'T WORRY.
>> UH, JAMIE?
MY KNEES...
IT'S LIKE...
>> SORRY, MAN, I'M TIRED.
>> YEAH, BUT PLEASE...
>> IS THAT BETTER?
>> YEAH, YEAH.
RIGHT THERE.
THANK YOU.
[MUSIC PLAYING IN CAR]
>> Man: ¶ ...I'M THE KING OF
BUNGLE, BABY, I'M THE KING
BUNGLE... [INDISTINCT] ¶
>> Woman: ¶ KING OF THE BUNGLE,
KING OF THE BUNGLE ¶
>> ¶ HEAR ME WHEN I COME, BABY
>> ¶ KING OF THE BUNGLE,
KING OF THE BUNGLE ¶
[MUSIC THUMPING IN CAR]
>> JAMIE, YOU WANT AN EMPANADA? >> CHEESE?
>> NO, MEAT EMPANADA?
>> NO, NO, I DON'T THINK...
DOES HE HAVE COFFEE OR
SOMETHING?
DO YOU HAVE COFFEE, CAFE?
>> IS IT...
REAL COFFEE OR IS IT...
>> INSTANT COFFEE.
>> YEAH.
>> ARE YOU NOT HUNGRY, MAN?
YOU HAVEN'T EATEN ALL DAY.
>> OH, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY
PUT IN THEM.
WHEN THEY MAKE THEM IN THESE
PLACES, YOU KNOW.
I HAD THAT BAD EXPERIENCE,
YOU KNOW, I ATE...
>> OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER.
>> AN EMPANADA AND I...
GOT REALLY SICK.
I HAD TO LIE IN BED ALL DAY.
>> YEAH, I THREW UP ON THE DRIVEWAY... GRACIAS.
GRACIAS.
[CELL PHONE RINGING] [BEEP]
>> HELLO?
>> [FAINTLY] Hey, Jamie, it's
me, Crystal.
[OMINOUS SYMPHONIC MUSIC]
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
>> YO, JAMIE, YOUR PHONE. >> HELLO?
>> Oh, my God, it's me, Crystal!
Jamie!
Can you hear me?
I'm on a bus, I'm on my way to
Copiapo...
I hope you're on your way there.
Listen: let's meet at the main
square.
>> THAT WAS CRYSTAL FAIRY.
>> WHAT? >> CRYSTAL FAIRY,
FROM LAST NIGHT.
>> THE CRAZY DANCING GIRL?
>> WOW, YEAH. >> YEAH, SO?
>> SHE JUST CALLED ME.
>> SHE SAYS SHE'S ON A BUS TO
COPIAPO.
SHE'S GONNA MEET US IN THE
SQUARE, SHE SAYS.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS, MAN?
>> HOW DID SHE GET MY PHONE
NUMBER?
>> FUCK, YOU GAVE IT TO
HER, MAN.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
>> [GRUNTS] I GAVE IT TO HER AND
SHE MEMORIZED IT.
THIS GIRL WE MET LAST NIGHT
AT THE PARTY...
>> OH, THAT WASN'T AN
INVITATION.
I JUST TOLD HER WHAT OUR
PLAN WAS.
>> YEAH, IT WAS AN
INVITATION, MAN.
>> WHAT IS HER PROBLEM?
WHY DID SHE THINK I WAS
INVITING HER?
>> BECAUSE YOU GAVE HER YOUR
CELL PHONE AND YOU TOLD HER
TO GO.
THAT IS AN INVITATION.
>> THAT'S NOT...
THAT WAS NOT AN INVITATION.
>> WELL, I KNEW IT, MAN, FUCK.
>> WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE PLAZA?
WE DON'T HAVE TO ADOPT THIS
FAIRY JUST 'CAUSE WE TALKED TO
HER FOR FIVE MINUTES AT A PARTY.
>> IT'S NOT THAT I WANT TO ADOPT
THE FAIRY, MAN.
BUT ANYWAY, YOU INVITED HER, SO,
LIKE, SEE IF SHE'S THERE AT
LEAST AND... I DON'T KNOW.
YOU ARE--
>> WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE DRIVING,
YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT TO GO,
WE CAN GO CHECK IT OUT.
>> YEAH, LET'S DO IT, MAN.
>> Jamie: OH, GREAT.
>> WHO'S THIS GUY? >> THIS GUY HELPS PEOPLE,
LIKE, PARK.
>> O.K., LOOK FOR A WHITE GIRL.
>> A WHITE GIRL?
>> SHE'S A GRINGA.
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER
REFERENCE? >> I DON'T--
>> LIKE, HER HAIR?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY
ABOUT HER.
I DON'T REMEMBER THAT MUCH ELSE
ABOUT HER.
WHAT ARE THESE GUYS DOING?
>> HOLA>> Woman:
[CHURCH BELL TOLLS] >> THAT OVER THERE, THAT GROUP
OF WOMEN.
IT'S LIKE A WHOLE GROUP OF
FAIRIES OVER THERE.
>> THAT'S MY DRAWING. >> THIS IS MY, THIS IS MY...
>> PINK SHIRT THERE, I THINK.
OH, THIS IS NICE, RIGHT IN THE
MIDDLE OF A PARK.
>> NO, NO!
>> I THINK THAT-- HEY--
[WOMEN SHOUTING]
>> OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!
>> Jamie: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
HEY, HEY, HEY!
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
>> THE DRAWING, I GAVE THEM A DRAWING.
I GAVE THEM TWO FAIRY DRAWINGS.
>> Jamie: WHAT ARE THEY SAYING? OW!
>> VERY BAD KARMA!
[DOG BARKS, ALL TALK AT ONCE]
THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE VERY
BAD KARMA.
[ALL TALK AT ONCE, DOG BARKS]
I'LL TAKE MY DRAWING BACK.
>> Jamie: WHY ARE YOU EVEN
TALKING TO THEM?
>> THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE BAD KARMA.
I MEAN, THEY'RE JUST DROWNING IN
EVIL AND HATE.
I FEEL SO SORRY FOR THEM,
I REALLY DO.
>> WHAT DID YOU SAY TO THEM?
>> I-- THEY WANTED,
THEY WANTED...
>> MAN, I'M SO SORRY, GOD. THAT WAS INSANE.
>> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY INSANE.
>> THEY, LIKE, WERE PULLING MY
HAIR OUT, YOU KNOW?
MY SHIRT.
THAT WOMAN RIPPED MY SHIRT
FOR NO REASON.
>> YEAH, WHATEVER.
IT'S OVER, MAN.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
WELCOME TO THE GROUP, CRYSTAL FAIRY.
[CRYSTAL SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
>> HEY BOYS, CHICOS? DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE...
DO YOU HAVE ANY FRESHER LETTUCE?
CAN YOU ASK HER?
>> WAIT A MINUTE, IS THIS WHAT
YOU GUYS ARE BUYING?
OH, BOYS, BOYS.
THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
NO.
>> WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN
WITH THIS.
>> ALL SUGAR.
THIS IS ALL, LET ME SEE THIS.
CHITO PAKE?
>> YOU DON'T EAT SUGAR?
>> WHAT IS THIS PUPPY?
THIS IS HOW YOU POISON?
IT'S NOT FUNNY.
YOU'RE VERY CUTE, BUT IT'S
NOT FUNNY.
PURE POISON, BASICALLY,
FOR YOUR BODY.
YOUR PRETTY FACES ARE GOING TO
BE DESTROYED.
OH.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH YOU?
>> HEY, CRYSTAL, THEY LIKE,
THEY JUST EAT LIKE THIS IN
CHILE, YOU KNOW?
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CHANGE THE
WAY THESE GUYS EAT.
>> JAMIE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON IN AMERICA WITH THIS
SUGAR EPIDEMIC?
YOU'VE SEEN THAT IT'S
DESTROYING--
>> YEAH, THEY DON'T REALLY GET
THAT HERE, YOU KNOW?
>> WE'VE GOTTA SPREAD THE WORD!
IT IS THE SAME THING AS ADENOL--
>> YOU SHOULD JUST GET YOUR
VEGETABLES AND THEY'LL GET
WHATEVER THEY WANT AND
YOU KNOW...
>> I'M GOING TO SHARE THE
CHEESE POPS WITH YOU.
>> YOU SHARE YOUR CHEESE POP
WITH ME, I'M GONNA SHARE MY
VEGETABLES WITH YOU.
CHAMPA VERSUS CRYSTAL.
SUGAR, VEGETABLE FOOD OFF!
[SPEAKS SPANISH]
IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
>> SHE'S KIND OF EXHAUSTING,
HUH?
>> NAH, IT WAS FUN, YEAH.
>> MAN, WHAT IF WE HONESTLY JUST
FIND A HOSTEL AND DROP HER OFF
AT A HOSTEL OR SOMETHING?
>> NO, MAN, YOU CAN'T BE SEROUS.
YOU WANT TO LEAVE HER ALONE?
>> IS SHE REALLY GOING TO COME
ALL THE WAY TO PAN DE AZUCAR
WITH US?
I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE HAVING
HER AROUND?
[CHAMPA STAMMERS]
LEAVE HER AT A BUS STOP,
YOU KNOW?
IT'S LIKE, WE'VE DONE OUR JOB.
>> BUT SHE'S, LIKE, PART OF US,
YOU KNOW?
>> SHE'S NOT PART OF ME, MAN.
I HARDLY KNOW HER.
>> JAMIE! >> AMIGO. YEAH.
YEAH, WE'RE PROBABLY GOING TO
NEED SOME TAMPONS NOW THAT WE'RE
DRAGGING THIS WOMAN AROUND.
GET HER SOME DEODORANT TOO.
>> YEAH, THAT'S GREAT. GET ONE OF THOSE.
MAN, DO YOU THINK THIS IS GOING
TO BE CRAZY TO HAVE HER WITH US
THE WHOLE TIME?
LIKE, WHO SHE IS?
IF YOU GUYS ARE COOL WITH IT,
THOUGH, I MEAN, YOU KNOW.
YOU GUYS ARE PATIENT.
I JUST DON'T WANT IT TO RUIN
YOUR TRIP.
>> SHE'S NOT FOR ME.
>> YEAH, SHE'LL BE-- NO,
IT'LL BE COOL.
IF SHE GETS WEIRD, WE'LL FIGURE
IT OUT OR GET RID OF HER.
[DOOR SHUTS]
>> O.K., GUYS, THERE'S ROOM.
LET'S GET GOING.
>> COOL.
>> THAT'S MINE. >> O.K.
>> WHAT DID SHE SAY, CHAMPA? >> THE ROOM IS ONLY FOR FOUR
PERSONS, BUT...
>> THERE'S FOUR OF US.
>> THERE ARE FIVE.
>> JAMIE, I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE. >> WHEN?
>> EXACTLY.
>> THAT'S CREEPY.
[¶...] >> Champa:
>> Jamie:
>> I'M TELLING PILO TO GIVE HIS
BED TO CRYSTAL FAIRY.
>> OH, NO. >> WHAT?
>> NO, NO. >> WHY?
>> I'M HAPPY ON THE FLOOR.
>> I DON'T MIND SLEEPING
ON THE FLOOR.
>> NO, NO, I DON'T.
>> Champa: SHE'S A WOMAN,
COME ON.
>> SHE'S A WOMAN?
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
DON'T BE SEXIST.
>> HE'S RIGHT, WE'RE ALL
THE SAME.
COME ON, I CAN SLEEP ON THE
FLOOR, REALLY.
>> YEAH, YOU'RE O.K. WITH IT.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH, YOU SHOULD HAVE A BED.
>> Pilo: NO, REALLY.
>> YEAH, YOU SHOULD HAVE A REST.
>> PILO, ARE YOU SURE?
>> YEAH, IT'S FINE.
>> [SCOFFS] THANK YOU.
OH, YOU BOYS ARE SO SWEET
AND WONDERFUL.
OH.
GOD, WHAT WAS GOING ON IN THAT
PARK TODAY BEFORE YOU GOT THERE?
THOSE WOMEN, THAT WAS JUST,
THEY WERE LIKE, THE TRUE
EXPRESSION OF KALI.
I MEAN, THEY HAD ALL THE
INCREDIBLE GOODNESS AND THE LOVE
IN THEM AND THEN ALL THE
DARKNESS AND EVIL AND IT JUST--
BAM!-- IT CAME TOGETHER AND IT
JUST WAS UNLEASHED UPON ME IN
SUCH A MOMENT OF WILD HUMANITY
AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE,
YOU GUYS WERE JUST... THERE.
>> YEAH, THAT WAS CRAZY.
>> IT WAS AMAZING.
>> O.K., I THINK I NEED A BEER.
YOU WANT TO GO BUY A BEER
WITH ME?
>> Champa: THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
>> BRING SOME BEER BACK.
>> I WOULD LIKE SOME BEER.
>> WOULD YOU LIKE ANYTHING,
CRYSTAL FAIRY?
>> UM...
YOU KNOW, NO, NO.
I'M O.K. >> YOU'RE GOOD?
>> THANKS.
THANK YOU, SWEET BOYS.
>> O.K., WHAT WOULD RATHER DO,
STICK YOUR NOSE INTO CRYSTAL
FAIRY'S ARMPIT AND BREATHE IN
THROUGH YOUR NOSE FOR TWO HOURS
OR MAKE OUT WITH YOUR FATHER FOR
TWO HOURS?
>> [LAUGHS]
>> REALLY TRY AND IMAGINE.
>> UM...
I THINK I'LL PICK MY FATHER.
AND YOU TOO.
>> YEAH.
I WOULD HAVE PICKED YOUR
FATHER TOO.
NO, HONESTLY, MAN, IF SHE GETS
ON YOUR NERVES, WHICH I'M PRETTY
SURE WILL HAPPEN, TELL ME.
DON'T HOLD IT IN.
LIKE, TELL ME AND I'LL DEAL
WITH HER. >> O.K., THANK YOU.
>> SERIOUSLY.
[WATER RUNS] >> Jamie: WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE FAIRY?
DID SHE FLY AWAY?
>> Champa: NO, SHE'S TAKING A
SHOWER, MAN.
>> THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
SHE COULD USE THAT.
WE WERE PLAYING THIS GAME ON THE
STREET, WOULD YOU RATHER,
OR WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER.
YOU KNOW THIS GAME?
...WHAT ABOUT A HORSE, YOU WALK
INTO A ROOM, THERE'S A HORSE.
YOU HAVE TO EAT THE ENTIRE HORSE
BEFORE YOU CAN LEAVE THE ROOM OR
YOU SHAVE YOUR FATHER'S PUBIC
HAIRS EVERY SUNDAY AND EAT THEM.
>> 10 HORSES BEFORE THAT, MAN.
...OR RUN BACKWARDS FOR 40
KILOMETERS WITH THIS
IN YOUR ASS?
>> I HAVE A QUESTION.
IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR
GRANDFATHER IN TWO HOURS, IF THE
TWO HOURS GO BY AND HE'S NOT
ENTIRELY EATEN, WHAT HAPPENS?
...AN ENDLESS STREAM OF HUMAN
SHIT COMING OUT OF YOUR EARS FOR
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND IT'S
LIKE, JUST PART OF YOUR LIFE.
IT'S LIKE, LIQUID SHIT.
>> OR A SMALL MAN WHO'S THIS
TALL...
>> LIVING WITH YOU FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE AND HE FOLLOWS YOU
AROUND AND JUST WATCHES YOUR
EVERY MOVE.
>> Crystal: WELCOME BACK. >> HEY.
WOULD YOU LIKE A BEER?
>> YES, PLEASE.
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THE SHOWERS
FOR EVERYBODY.
>> BEER.
YEAH, A SHOWER SOUNDS FANTASTIC.
OH.
YEAH.
>> Crystal: AH, MM.
CAN I HAVE THAT?
>> YEAH, OF COURSE.
>> [SPEAKING SPANISH]
MMM, MMM.
OH, MY GOD, YES.
I'M SO GLAD I REMEMBERED.
YOU GUYS.
O.K., LET'S SEE.
>> Pilo:
>> O.K., I'VE BEEN SAVING THESE
FOR MONTHS, I DIDN'T KNOW WHY
AND NOW I KNOW WHY.
THEY'RE BLESSED WITH THE ABILITY
TO OPEN UP ALL YOUR CHAKRAS TO
RECEIVE POSITIVE ENERGY,
WHICH WE ALL NEED TO DO FOR THE
SAN PEDRO, YOU KNOW, SO THAT
WE'RE IN THAT GOOD FRAME OF MIND
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT.
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO INGEST THEIR
ESSENCE WITH LIQUID, SO LET'S
HAVE THEM IN OUR BEERS, YEAH?
>> THAT'S COOL.
>> IT'S O.K. WITH BEER,
OR IT HAS TO BE--
>> NO, NO, IT'S GOOD WITH BEER.
>> Jamie: THAT'S COOL SHIT.
>> Crystal: YOU HAVE TO KEEP
THIS, O.K.?
YOU DRINK IT AND THEN
YOU KEEP IT.
>> Champa: THANK YOU,
CRYSTAL FAIRY.
>> I'M O.K.
I DON'T LIKE SHIT IN MY DRINKS.
>> NO, NO, NO, IT'S IMPORTANT
THAT YOU INGEST THE ESSENCE
OF THIS.
>> I LIKE JUST INGESTING BEER
BY ITSELF.
IT'S LIKE A WEIRD THING I DO.
SO, UM, CRYSTAL HAIRY,
WHY ARE YOU NAKED?
[LAUGHTER]
>> YOU LIKE THAT, PILO?
YOU LIKE CRYSTAL HAIRY?
I LIKE CRYSTAL HAIRY,
THAT'S GOOD.
>> IT'S FINE.
SORRY, I JUST THOUGHT WE SHOULD
TALK ABOUT IT.
'CAUSE YOUR PUSSY'S HANGING OUT,
IT'S LIKE YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT
IT OR SOMETHING?
>> AM I MAKING YOU
UNCOMFORTABLE, JAMIE?
>> HONESTLY, IT'S KIND OF HARD
TO BE COMFORTABLE AND JUST ACT
LIKE IT'S NORMAL.
>> O.K., WELL, I'LL PUT SOME
CLOTHES ON.
>> Champa: IT'S GOOD FOR ME,
CRYSTAL FAIRY.
>> Jamie: YEAH, WHATEVER.
>> I'M O.K. WITH YOUR NUDITY.
>> Crystal: WHAT'S THE PLAN
FOR TOMORROW?
>> TOMORROW, WE'RE GOING TO GET
THE SAN PEDRO.
LOBO TOLD ME TIERRA AMARILLA AND
YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT THE YARDS OF
THE HOUSES AND YOU FIND, AND YOU
LIKE, ASK THE PEOPLE AND OFFER
THEM TO, I DON'T KNOW,
AN EXCHANGE OR TO BUY IT.
[DOOR OPENS]
>> CHAMPA! CHAMPA!
YOUR BAG!
HEY, WE'RE GOING.
>> JAMIE.
I FEEL A LOT OF AGGRESSION
COMING FROM YOU.
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO
TALK ABOUT?
HAVE I UPSET YOU?
>> WHAT? NO.
NO, WE REALLY ARE JUST GOING.
SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO RUSH
YOU OR ANYTHING.
>> 'CAUSE I'M OPEN TO TALKING
ABOUT ANYTHING.
>> THERE'S NOTHING.
IT'S LIKE, THAT'S JUST HOW I ACT
IN THE MORNING.
I'M SORRY, WE'RE JUST ALL READY
TO GO AND WE HAVE THIS BIG DAY
AHEAD OF US, SO, WE SHOULD
PROBABLY GET GOING SOON.
BUT FINISH YOUR THING AND
YOU KNOW...
>> O.K.
>> O.K., GUYS.
HAIRY FAIRY IS GETTING READY.
SHE'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
CHAMPA!
HEY, ARE YOU READY?
>> ASKING FOR SOME DIRECTIONS.
>> O.K., YOU READY TO GO?
>> YEAH.
>> YOU KNOW HOW TO GET THERE?
>> YEAH, IT'S VERY CLOSE.
>> DON'T FORGET YOUR BAG IN THE
ROOM, WE'RE NOT COMING BACK.
>> Champa: O.K., EVERYONE, ROLL DOWN YOUR WINDOWS AND LET'S
START LOOKING FOR THE SAN PEDRO.
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE A HUGE
CACTUS, WITH HUGE, LIKE,
LONG ARMS.
>> Jamie: WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
YEAH, THAT ONE!
>> Pilo: DONDE, WEON?
>> Champa: THAT'S NOT IT.
>> YEAH, THERE'S ONE THAT LOOKS
A LOT LIKE IT.
>> Champa: THERE, STOP THE CAR,
STOP THE CAR.
IT'S NOT A BIG ONE,
BUT WE CAN ASK.
>> Jamie: I'M O.K. TO PARK HERE?
>> IT'S O.K.
>> YES, THAT IS IT. >> Champa: YEAH.
HOLA!
>> Jamie: HOLA!
>> Champa: HOLA.
>> Jamie: WHAT DID HE SAY? TELL HIM WE'LL PAY HIM.
>> HE'S GOING TO TAKE IT WITH
SOME FRIENDS.
>> YEAH, HOW MUCH DOES HE WANT?
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
SO THEN LET'S GO, WHAT THE FUCK
ARE WE WASTING OUR TIME FOR?
O.K., THANKS.
WHATEVER.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
WE'LL FIND ANOTHER ONE.
WHATEVER.
...DID HE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WE
WERE GOING TO PAY HIM?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> Crystal: SOME PEOPLE DON'T
CARE ABOUT MONEY, JAMIE.
SOME PEOPLE HAVE...
>> THAT'S ONE IN THE BACK, RIGHT?
THAT'S... A BIG ONE.
SHE'S GOT TO SELL US SOME OF
THAT, WHOEVER LIVES HERE.
OH MY GOD, THAT'S THE BIGGEST
SAN PEDRO I'VE EVER SEEN.
>> MAN, YOU'VE SEEN TWO.
>> THEY HAVE TO GIVE US SOME
OF THAT.
THEY'VE GOT SO MUCH.
HOLA!
[DOG BARKS]
>> SEÑORAWE WANT TO BUY YOUR CACTUS PLANT.
WE WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY.
>> ASK HER WHY SHE WON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
YOU HAVE SO MUCH.
YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO USE
ALL THAT.
>> COME ON, MAN, TAKE IT EASY.
SHE'S NOT GOING TO SELL.
>> LOOK HOW MUCH YOU HAVE.
LET'S GO, MAN, SHE'S NOT GONNA SELL IT.
[JAMIE GROANS ANGRILY]
>> SO CLOSE.
CHAMPA, GET IT.
>> YOU WANNA JUMP THE FENCE,
MAN?
NO, IT'S KIND OF CRIMINAL,
ISN'T IT?
>> HEY, YOU GUYS, I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY, WE CAN'T WAIT IN
FRONT OF THIS POOR MAN'S HOUSE
ALL DAY.
WE'VE GOTTA JUST LET IT GO.
>> Champa: JAMIE, JAMIE,
COME ON.
>> LET'S GO GET A DRINK.
>> I THINK WE SHOULD SPEND A LITTLE MORE TIME LOOKING.
'CAUSE HONESTLY, I EXPECTED US
TO SPEND A LOT MORE TIME THAN
WHAT WE'VE SPENT SO FAR LOOKING.
>> YEAH, BUT IT'S GETTING LATE
AND WE'VE SPENT SO MUCH TIME.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S ENOUGH.
>> DO YOU GUYS FEEL LIKE IT'S
BEEN A LONG TIME?
I FEEL LIKE IT'S ONLY BEEN...
I THOUGHT WE WOULD BE LOOKING
FOR A LOT LONGER THAN THIS.
>> HOW LONG IS THE DRIVE TO,
TO PAN DE AZUCAR?
>> UM, AT LEAST THREE HOURS OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> YEAH, I THINK WE SHOULD HIT
THE ROAD BEFORE THE SUN
GOES DOWN.
>> NO, HEY, CRYSTAL, YOU NEED TO
STAY OUT OF IT.
WE MADE THIS PLAN A LONG
TIME AGO.
THE WHOLE PART OF THE PLAN WAS
FOR US TO DRINK SAN PEDRO
ON THE BEACH.
THAT'S REALLY WHAT STARTED THIS
WHOLE TRIP.
IT'S KIND OF WEIRD TO SHOW UP
WITHOUT IT.
DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
WHO HERE WANTS TO GO AND DO IT?
I MEAN...
O.K., YEAH, SURE. IT'S TOO BAD.
>> WE'LL MAKE ANOTHER TRIP.
>> YEAH, I'D LIKE TO, MAN.
AND, YOU KNOW, IF IT'S JUST
THE TWO OF US, WE CAN SEARCH
ALL DAY, WE WON'T GET TIRED
OF IT-- I KNOW YOU DON'T GET
TIRED OF IT.
>> HEY, YOU GUYS. THERE'S A SAN PEDRO CACTUS HERE.
>> OH, IT IS, YEAH, IT IS.
THAT DEFINITELY IS.
WOW, CRYSTAL!
THANK YOU. [LAUGHS]
O.K., WE HAVE TO ASK.
WE HAVE TO ASK.
>> Champa: YOU WANT TO ASK?
>> YEAH, I MEAN, IT'LL TAKE
FIVE MINUTES, WE'RE HERE.
COME ON.
HOLA.
>> NOT LIKE THAT, NO, NO, NO.
>> YEAH, I KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
SORRY, CRYSTAL.
>> Champa:
>> Crystal: HOLA.
>> Jamie: TELL HER, UM...
WE'D LIKE TO BUY YOUR CACTUS.
PAY YOU MONEY FOR YOUR CACTUS.
>> Woman: HOLA.
>> Jamie: COMO ESTAS, HOW ARE--
WE'D LOVE TO GIVE YOU SOME MONEY
FOR YOUR CACTUS.
>> Jamie: TELL HOW MANY, LIKE,
TELL HER HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE...
ABOUT OUR DAY, AND...
WE'D BE VERY HAPPY.
>>
>> Champa: SHE'LL HAVE TO THINK
ABOUT IT.
>> Jamie: WELL, YEAH.
>> Crystal:
>> Jamie: SHE SAID YES.
SHE KNOWS WE WANT THE PLANT,
RIGHT?
OH, SHE'S GOT SO MUCH.
[LAUGHS]
HEY, WE WON'T BE LONG HERE.
CHAMPA, HEY, WOULD YOU JUST TRANSLATE WHAT I SAY?
TELL HER-- YOU HAVE TO TELL HER
WE JUST WANTED TO PAY FOR THE
CACTUS, WE DON'T REALLY WANT TO,
LIKE, HANG OUT HERE FOR A LONG
TIME OR ANYTHING.
JUST TELL HER, YEAH.
YEAH, GOOD.
I DON'T THINK SHE UNDERSTANDS
THAT, YEAH, 'CAUSE THE KIDS ARE
IMPATIENT, JUST TELL HER WE WANT
TO BUY THE CACTUS.
>> Champa: CACTUS...
>> Woman: UM, BIEN.
SI. [LAUGHS] >> Woman:
[BREATHING HEAVILY...]
>> HEY, GUYS, LET'S GET GOING. IT'S GETTING LATE.
WE HAVE TO GO NOW.
>> JUST GIVE US A MOMENT, JAMIE.
JAMIE, SETTLE DOWN.
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A
CONVERSATION WITH--
>> YEAH, SEÑORA PICHITA,
I'M VERY SORRY--
>> CHELITA, IT'S SEÑORA CHELITA.
>> NO, COME ON, MAN.
>> NO, IT'S TIME TO GO.
IT'S JUST TIME TO GO, YOU KNOW?
I HAVE A SURPRISE THAT I THINK
YOU'RE GONNA LIKE.
GUYS, LET'S MOVE FAST.
HEY, I THINK YOU GUYS WANNA
SEE SOMETHING.
TAKE A LOOK IN THE BACK.
[LAUGHS]
>> YOU'RE A SON OF A BITCH, MAN.
[JAMIE LAUGHS]
>> YOU CRAZY FUCKING CHICKEN!
YOU'RE WILD!
ALL RIGHT.
>> O.K., LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
HEY, CRYSTAL, I WANT YOU TO SIT
IN THE PASSENGER SEAT.
YOU NEED TO BE THE CO-PILOT.
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> Jamie: 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO SAW IT FIRST.
BE THE CO-PILOT.
>> Crystal: ALL RIGHT.
>> Jamie: COME ON, GUYS.
[DOGS BARK IN DISTANCE]
>> AH, OH YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING WE SHOULD
DO A LITTLE KARMIC CLEANSING.
MAN, I LIKE HAVING THIS BIG BOY
BETWEEN MY LEGS.
>> CRYSTAL, WHY DON'T YOU PASS
IT BACK, YOU KNOW?
DON'T...
IT'S GETTING ME TOO EXCITED
HAVING IT UP HERE.
>> Crystal: O.K., O.K., LET ME
JUST FINISH MY BLESSING.
>> YEAH, AND THEN PASS IT BACK.
MAYBE WE'LL COOK IT AS SOON AS
WE GET THERE 'CAUSE IT'LL--
WE NEED TO GIVE ABOUT NINE HOURS
TO COOK IT, SO IF WE DO IT
AS SOON AS WE GET THERE, WE CAN
DRINK IT TONIGHT.
>> OH, I THINK WE SHOULD COOK IT
TODAY AND TAKE IT TOMORROW.
>> YEAH, BUT IT WOULD BE SO NICE
WITH THE STARS AND THE
NIGHTTIME.
>> I'M NOT SURE IF I'M TAKING
THE SAN PEDRO ANYMORE.
>> Crystal: YEAH?
>> I DON'T FEEL VERY WELL...
>> Crystal: WHAT? WHY NOT?
>> SINCE I SLEPT ON THE FLOOR.
>> Crystal: I'M SO SORRY.
>> NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
>> WHEN WE GET THERE, WE'LL DO
SOME, WE'LL DO SOME HEALING
WORK, O.K.?
I'LL FIX YOU RIGHT UP.
>> Jamie: HEY, THAT'S A GOOD
IDEA; YOU GUYS SHOULD DEFINITELY
DO THAT TOGETHER.
>> Crystal: INCREDIBLE. I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE
IT, IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
WE'VE GOTTA STOP AND GET OUT.
>> Jamie: I'D RATHER NOT STOP
RIGHT NOW. THE ONLY THING IS
WE'RE MAKING REALLY GOOD TIME,
AND IT WOULD BE NICE TO START
COOKING IT BEFORE THE SUN
GOES DOWN.
>> WE'RE JUST ZOOMING THROUGH
THIS GORGEOUS LANDSCAPE.
>> Jamie: YEAH, WE'RE MAKING
SUCH GOOD TIME IS THE ONLY THING
AND WE CAN GET TO THE BEACH.
>> Crystal: NO, PLEASE, JUST A
FEW MINUTES, PLUS I'VE GOTTA
PEE. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO STOP
ANYWAY, I'VE GOTTA PEE.
I MEAN, THERE IS PEE LITERALLY
COMING OUT OF MY VAGINA.
>> Jamie: ALL RIGHT, GUYS. LET'S GET GOING NOW.
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
>> Crystal:
WE'RE IN THIS BEAUTIFUL PLACE.
HERE, THIS IS CHAMOMILE.
SNIFF IT, THIS WILL RELAX YOU.
>> WOW, THAT'S REALLY NICE.
>> ISN'T THAT PRETTY?
>> YEAH, BRING IT.
>> YEAH, IT KIND OF SMELLS
LIKE...
BOYS, SMELL THIS CHAMOMILE.
CHAMOMILE.
[HONKING HORNS]
AYE-YAI-YAI, THAT POLLO LOCO
IS DRIVING ME LOCO.
>> COME ON, ASSHOLE.
[HORN BEEPS]
SHUT UP, ASSHOLE.
>> Crystal: ¶ POLLO LOCO,
I MADE A SONG FOR YOU. ¶
>> Champa: THIS I WOULD WATCH.
>> ¶ OH, MY POLLO LOCO. ¶
>> [SCOFFS] O.K.
>> ¶ YOU NEED TO LEAVE YOUR SOUL
ON THIS DESERT FLOOR ¶
[¶...]
>> Man: ¶ THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE SHADOWS, SHADOWS ¶
¶ SHE COMES TO ME TO TELL ME
WHAT THEY'RE AFTER ¶
¶ SAYS, "IT AIN'T THE END, BOY,
BUT YOU'D BEST BE CAREFUL,
CAREFUL ¶
¶ MIGHT CATCH YOUR TAIL END
IN A CIRCLE, CIRCLE... ¶
[MEN SPEAKING IN BACKGROUND...]
>> Champa: YO, JAMIE. CAN YOU HELP US, PLEASE?
>> LOOK! THIS IS PERFECT OVER HERE.
PILO, COME OVER HERE.
GUYS!
BRING ALL THE STUFF OVER HERE.
IT IS BEAUTIFUL.
>> Champa: YEAH, THIS PLACE IS
FUCKING PERFECT, MAN.
LET'S PUT UP THE TENT.
>> Crystal: IT'S BEAUTIFUL HERE!
THANK YOU FOR BRINGING ME HERE.
>> I'M GONNA GRAB THE TINY
KITCHEN, CIAO.
>> Champa: YEAH, O.K., WE'RE
GONNA SET UP THE TENTS.
>> Man: ¶ LOOK TO THE SEA...
[¶...]
>> HEY...
>> Crystal: HEY-YA, WHOO!
>> [CHANTING]:
>> O.K., I'M A LITTLE
DISAPPOINTED!
>> Man: ¶ BLACK, LOVING EYES,
AND A STARE THAT SEES
FOR MILES ¶
¶ SAYS SHE WANTS TO,
OH, WANTS TO STAY A CHILD... ¶
[MUSIC FADES...]
>> TAKE THIS ONE. >> YEAH.
>> O.K., I'M GONNA GO HUNTING,
MAN, O.K.?
>> OH, GOOD, YEAH, O.K., GOOD.
>> I'LL CATCH YOU SOME FISH.
>> CATCH SOMETHING FOR DINNER.
>> O.K., I'M GONNA TRY.
SEE YOU LATER.
>> Jamie: THANK YOU.
>> Champa: YO, CRYSTAL.
>> YEAH. >> Champa: WE GOT A
TAROT READING PENDING, O.K.?
>> Crystal: I KNOW, I'M EXCITED.
>> COOL.
>> I'LL BE WAITING.
JAMIE, CAN I HELP? >> OH, THAT'S O.K.
>> OH, I'D LIKE TO.
>> THAT'S O.K., I'M JUST TAKING
THE THORNS OUT RIGHT NOW AND I'M
JUST USING THIS LITTLE KNIFE.
>> YEAH, LOOK, I EVEN HAVE
MY OWN KNIFE.
>> I'M GONNA REMOVE THE SKIN
AND... >> WONDERFUL.
>> I CAN KIND OF-- IT'S KIND OF
A ONE-PERSON JOB.
>> NO, LOOK, IF WE MOVE IT
JUST LIKE THIS.
NOW IT'S A TWO-PERSON JOB.
YEAH, PERFECT.
O.K.
[KNIVES SCRAPING]
>> Jamie: THE OUTER LAYER OF IT IN LITTLE CHUNKS.
THAT'LL-- THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
>> LIKE THIS, YEAH?
>> AND THERE'S STILL A LITTLE
GREEN LEFT HERE, SO GET ALL OF
THAT, GET ALL OF THAT.
>> O.K., O.K.
SO, ONCE WE GET THIS COOKING,
I THINK WE SHOULD ALL SIT AROUND
THE POT, RIGHT?
WE'RE GONNA COOK IT IN THAT
LITTLE STOVE?
>> YEAH. >> AND JUST HAVE A
GATHERING, YOU KNOW, AND TALK
ABOUT MAYBE OUR FEARS, YOU KNOW?
WE CAN JUST SORT OF--
>> YOU THINK THAT'S IMPORTANT?
>> YEAH, I DO, I THINK IT WOULD
BE NICE TO HAVE A LITTLE
CEREMONY, YOU KNOW, IN
PREPARATION.
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT BEFORE
TAKING DRUGS AS A GROUP THAT
EVERYBODY SORT OF COMMUNE WITH
ONE ANOTHER, YOU KNOW?
>> YEAH, I AGREE. >> YEAH.
I MEAN, IT'S EITHER THAT OR AN
ORGY, AND I DON'T THINK YOU BOYS
ARE READY FOR THAT. [LAUGHS]
WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SHOW YOU? OH, THIS GUY-- I NEVER FINISHED
HER. >> OH...
>> Champa: LEL, LEL!
>> THERE WAS... MY LADY.
THERE SHE IS.
>> UH, I'M GONNA PLAY FUTBOL.
[LAUGHING AND GRUNTING]
EY, OH. [WHISTLES]
PILO.
[GUITAR PLAYING, WHISTLING...]
>> Champa: YO, JAMIE, COME ON.
>> HOLA, AMIGO. >> HOLA.
HE CAN REALLY PLAY.
>> THANK YOU.
>> [WHISTLING...]
>> YEAH, I'M GONNA CHECK ON THE
SAN PEDRO, IT'S ALMOST READY.
>> Champa: O.K., MAN.
>> Jamie: YEAH.
>> HI.
>> Pilo: HEY.
>> Crystal: WELCOME.
LIE DOWN, BREATHE.
>> ¶ I DON'T WANT TO STAY AND THEN... ¶
>> SO, MAYBE WE SHOULD BREAK
THE ICE WITH TALKING ABOUT,
YOU KNOW, MAYBE WHAT WE'RE
AFRAID OF A LITTLE BIT.
I KNOW THAT YOU'RE-- YOU'VE GOT
A LOT OF FEAR SURROUNDING
TAKING THE SAN PEDRO.
WHAT'S YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
IN LIFE, NOT-- JUST IN LIFE.
REALLY, ANYTHING, AND JUST,
AND JUST THROW IT IN THAT FIRE.
EXTINGUISH IT.
>> UM, I THINK MY MAIN FEARS
ARE, UH, MADNESS AND, UH,
HOPELESSNESS, AND THEN I COULD
SAY, LIKE, COPS.
>> [LAUGHS]
COPS, THAT'S A SERIOUS ONE.
AND LEL?
>> BUT NO ENGLISH.
>> Crystal: THAT'S O.K.
SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE.
>> Crystal: PEOPLE WITH BAD INTENTIONS? >> YEAH.
>> Crystal: INTERESTING.
O.K., CHAMPA.
I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU
GUYS FOR BEING SO HONEST AND
VULNERABLE AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
O.K., CHAMPA.
>> UM, I REALLY DON'T, DON'T
THINK ABOUT A HUGE FEAR THAT
I HAVE, BUT IF YOU ASK ME,
I WOULD SAY, LIKE, UNCERTAINTY.
>> POLLO.
[JAMIE GRUNTS]
SO, IS THERE ANY-- ANYTHING AT
ALL THAT THE BIG BAD POLLO IS
AFRAID OF THAT HE WANTS TO
SHARE?
>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW, THE OCEAN
AND, LIKE, SHARKS. [CHUCKLES]
[LAUGHTER]
>> Crystal: IT SEEMS LIKE MAYBE
YOU'RE JUST AFRAID OF BEING
HONEST, YOU KNOW, AND VULNERABLE
AND, AND, AND OPENING UP...
LIKE THESE BOYS HAVE.
>> YEAH, I REALLY AM, ACTUALLY,
JUST AFRAID OF SHARKS, THOUGH.
LIKE, THEY-- I HATE THE IDEA
THAT THEY COULD BE SWIMMING
UNDERNEATH YOU, AND YOU DON'T
KNOW, AND THEN YOU'RE JUST LIKE,
I DON'T KNOW, IT'S REALLY...
I ACTUALLY AM REALLY AFRAID
OF SHARKS.
>> CRYSTAL FAIRY, SO WHY DON'T
YOU SHARE YOUR FEARS WITH US?
>> [SIGHS]
WELL...
YOU KNOW, I GUESS MY BIGGEST
FEAR IS THAT, THAT THIS
INCARNATION OF HUMANS IS NOT
GONNA REALIZE ITS FREEDOM,
YOU KNOW?
FREEDOM... FREEDOM FROM TIME,
FROM THIS MECHANIZED WORLD THAT
WE LIVE IN, FROM EGO, YOU KNOW?
WE, WE HAVE TO AWAKEN TO, TO OUR
OWN NATURE, TO OURSELVES,
YOU KNOW, SO WE CAN CAST ASIDE
OUR EGO AND, AND, AND RECONCILE
WITH THE DIVINE, YOU KNOW,
WITH EARTH, AND, AND NOW IS THE
TIME TO DO IT.
WE'VE GOTTA, OH, WE'VE GOTTA
WORK HARD AND UNLEASH THAT
ANCIENT VOICE OF CONSCIOUSNESS
THAT, THAT NOW ONLY BELONGS TO
THE, TO THE ANGELS AND TO THE
FAIRIES, YOU KNOW?
AND IT'S, IT'S DIFFICULT,
YOU KNOW, IT'S DESTRUCTIVE.
IT'S A DARKNESS THAT EACH OF US
HAVE TO PASS THROUGH, YOU KNOW,
THAT THE WORLD IS PASSING
THROUGH, THE WORLD, IT'S
SUFFERING SO MUCH THE WAY THAT
WE ARE, BUT AT THE END,
THIS WORLD WILL END, AND IT WILL
TRANSFORM AND WE'LL BE IN A NEW
WORLD, IN OR AROUND DECEMBER
21st, 2012, WHICH IS THE END OF
THE MAYAN CALENDAR, YOU KNOW,
AND THEN WE WILL BE LIVING IN A
TRANSFORMED, BEAUTIFUL WORLD
THAT IS SURROUNDED BY THE
NEW SPHERE.
>> I'M GONNA TRY TO TRANSLATE
A LITTLE BIT TO LEL.
>> [CHUCKLES] >> Crystal: ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE
TRANSLATING CORRECTLY?
>> Champa: YEAH, BECAUSE YOU
TALK TOO MUCH, I'M GETTING,
LIKE, A LITTLE BIT OF WHAT YOU
SAID, BUT...
>> Crystal: I JUST-- 'CAUSE HE'S
LAUGHING. >> Champa: SI, YEAH.
>> ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?
YOU'RE LAUGHING AT ME?
OH, MY GOD.
>> SORRY.
>> Champa: NO.
>> Jamie: CRYSTAL, I HAVE TO SAY
YOU'RE, YOU ARE HILARIOUS.
[LAUGHS] YOU'RE SUCH A
CHARACTER, I LOVE YOU.
>> YOU GUYS, THIS IS SERIOUS.
IT'S UP TO US.
THIS IS SERIOUS.
IT'S-- 2012 IS AROUND THE
CORNER!
[SQUEAKING IN DISTANCE]
[ZIPPER UNZIPPING] [GULLS SQUAWK IN DISTANCE...]
[CIGARETTE LIGHTER FLICKING]
>> POLLO! GOOD MORNING.
>> MORNING.
>> COME DO MY MAGICAL PASSES
WITH ME!
>> O.K.
OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT YOUR FACE.
YOU LOOK LIKE A CRAB.
>> YEAH, I GOT A LITTLE SUNBURN.
HERE, YOU DON'T WANT THAT.
SO WE'RE GONNA START WITH RIGHT ARM UP, LEFT LEG UP.
O.K., AND VIGOROUS BREATH.
AND...
[EXHALES FORCEFULLY]
IDEALLY, YOU HAVE SNOT POURING
OUT OF YOUR NOSE, YOU KNOW?
THAT'S GOOD.
PUT A LITTLE FORCE INTO IT.
>> KIND OF LIKE YOGA?
OR SOMETHING?
>> SIMILAR, SIMILAR.
>> HEY, CRYSTAL.
MAYBE YOU JUST FINISH YOUR
MAGICAL PASSES AND I'LL WAKE
THE GUYS UP.
>> JAMIE, REMEMBER YESTERDAY HOW
WE TALKED ABOUT JUST LETTING
THINGS UNFOLD IN THEIR OWN TIME
AND NOT RUSHING OR FORCING THEM?
>> YEAH, CRYSTAL, I'M NOT
RUSHING ANYTHING.
DON'T BE SO PATRONIZING,
YOU KNOW?
I'M JUST...
I'M NOT RUSHING IT.
WE DIDN'T DO IT LAST NIGHT,
WE'RE DOING IT TODAY, SO IT'S
NOT REALLY RUSHING IT.
>> I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST LET
THE BOYS GET THEIR REST.
>> WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD DO IT
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING,
YOU KNOW?
MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT SOME
SUNBLOCK ON TODAY.
[EXHALES REPEATEDLY]
>> YEAH, MORE, MORE, MORE.
YEAH. OH, YEAH, IT LOOKS GOOD.
THIS IS GOOD.
>> Crystal: BOYS, YOUR BREAKFAST
IS READY!
>> NO, WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO EAT!
HEY, CHAMPA, YOUR BROTHER SAID
IT WAS BETTER TO FAST.
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FASTING.
GUYS.
DON'T EAT THAT!
COME ON!
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE
EMPTY STOMACHS.
IT'S EASIER TO DIGEST--
>> THEY WERE HUNGRY.
I HAD A NICE BIG PLATE OF FOOD
THIS MORNING.
I FEEL GREAT.
>> O.K., I'M NOT EATING AND
I'M GONNA GO AND DRINK OVER
THERE BECAUSE I DON'T THINK WE
SHOULD BE NEAR THE KITCHEN STUFF
IN CASE PEOPLE START THROWING
UP, WHICH NOW YOU GUYS ARE
PROBABLY GOING TO.
COME OVER HERE WHEN
YOU'RE READY.
>> YOU BOYS, YOU DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.
JUST ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST, YEAH?
>> WELL, GUYS, I JUST WANT TO SAY I'M REALLY HAPPY WE'RE ALL--
>> OH, WE NEED OUR
MAGICAL PEBBLES!
WE NEED OUR GOOD ENERGY PEBBLES,
OUR CRYSTALS.
DOES EVERYBODY HAVE THEM?
YEAH?
>> Champa:
>> I DIDN'T KEEP MINE.
>> O.K., WELL, I WILL FIND YOU
ANOTHER ONE.
>> CHEERS, MY FRIEND. >> CHEERS, AMIGO.
STRONG FLAVOR. >> STRONG.
>> I THINK I'M GOING TO WAIT
FOR THE--
>> Crystal: HEY, WAIT,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU STARTED DRINKING IT
WITHOUT US? >> MMM.
>> Pilo:
>> Jamie: YEAH, IT'S GOT A
REALLY INTERESTING--
YEAH, I DON'T THINK I REALLY
NEED THIS, CRYSTAL.
I DON'T THINK I NEED IT.
>> Champa: YAH, JAMIE, PILO.
CHEERS.
>> Crystal: IS IT BAD? >> HERE YOU GO, CRYSTAL.
>> [SPEAKING SPANISH]
WHOO! >> [GAGS]
>> PILO.
>> [INDISTINCT]
YEAH, NO, I STILL HAVE, LIKE,
A HEADACHE, I'M NOT SURE.
>> YA PO LOCO, GO!
>> Jamie: OH, THE HEADACHE WON'T
BE A PROBLEM.
THIS WILL PROBABLY...
>> WHY DON'T WE DO A LITTLE
HEALING TOGETHER AS YOU TAKE IT?
THAT WILL HELP.
THAT WILL SOOTHE YOU.
>> Jamie: YEAH, DO LIKE,
A HEALING THING.
>> Champa:
>> Crystal: O.K., UH, YEAH,
I WANT YOU TO ACTUALLY SIT
FACING EAST.
O.K.
WE'RE GOING TO DO A LITTLE
ENERGY WORK, YEAH, JUST TO GET
OURSELVES STRAIGHT HERE.
AND BREATHE IN...
AND THAT'S RIGHT.
IT'S A GOOD TIME TO START
DRINKING IT...
MMM.
VERY GOOD.
O.K.
>> Lel: IT'S VERY TOXIC...
>> Crystal: HEY.
>> Jamie: WHAT DID YOU THINK?
>> Champa: >> WHAT, HER?
>> YEAH.
>> SAN PEDRO?
IT'S DEFINITELY NOT, NO.
THE ONSET IS LIKE, 120 MINUTES.
>> DO YOU GUYS SEE THE FACES IN
THOSE ROCKS?
THOSE SMILING FACES?
>> WHAT FACES?
>> THERE'S A FAMILY OF SMILING
FACES RIGHT UP ON THAT RIDGE.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH.
>> WHERE EXACTLY,
WHERE SPECIFICALLY ARE THEY?
>> RIGHT UP AT THE,
STARTING AT THE...
>> ARE YOU KIDDING?
THERE ARE NO FACES IN THE
MOUNTAINS.
>> NO, I THINK I SEE SOME.
>> NO, IT HASN'T HIT YET.
YOU'RE JUST PRETENDING.
YOU DON'T NEED TO LIKE...
CRYSTAL.
LIKE, JUST ENJOY THE BEAUTY
OF IT.
YOU KNOW, THEY'RE JUST
MOUNTAINS.
JUST ENJOY WHAT THEY ARE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE,
IMAGINE THAT THERE'S SOMETHING
THERE THAT THERE ISN'T.
LIKE, I DON'T NEED A ROCK IN MY
CUP WHEN I'M DRINKING THIS
STUFF EITHER.
LIKE, ALL OF THIS STUFF--
>> ALL RIGHT, JAMIE,
O.K., IT'S FINE.
>> ...NOT REALLY NECESSARY.
BE REAL, YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, IT HASN'T HIT YOU YET.
>> SEEMS LIKE...
MAYBE, YOU NEED TO BE ALONE
OR SOMETHING.
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M GONNA GO HANG OUT WITH
THOSE ROCKS.
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
>> COME ON, DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE,
MAN.
>> I'M NOT BEING-- I'M BEING AN
ASSHOLE NOW?
I'M JUST SAYING LIKE--
>> YEAH, IT'S CRYSTAL FAIRY,
MAN.
YOU KNOW HER, YOU KNOW THAT'S...
>> I'M NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE,
I'M JUST SAYING SHE DOESN'T HAVE
TO DO ALL THAT STUFF THAT SHE'S
CONSTANTLY DOING.
>> YEAH, BUT MAYBE YOU WERE TOO
HONEST, YOU KNOW?
BESIDES, IT'S NOT NECESSARY TO
SAY THAT TO HER.
>> WELL, SOMEBODY NEEDS TO SAY
THAT TO HER.
SHE'S OBVIOUSLY NEVER HEARD THAT
IN HER WHOLE LIFE.
I'M, YOU KNOW, I'M JUST TRYING
TO TELL HER HOW IT IS.
>> O.K.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IF WE GO TO
EXPLORE THE AREA?
OVER THESE ROCKS?
IT'S AN AMAZING PLACE.
>> YEAH.
>> YOU GUYS, YOU THINK I WAS REALLY AN ASSHOLE...
TO CRYSTAL?
I DON'T KNOW, YOU MADE ME FEEL--
AH!
YOU GAVE ME SO MUCH GRIEF AFTER
WE HAD THAT WEIRD MOMENT.
LIKE YOU GAVE ME SO MUCH GRIEF
ABOUT IT.
DO YOU THINK SHE'S O.K.?
>> Champa: JUST FORGET ABOUT IT,
MAN.
JUST RELAX, IT WAS NOTHING,
O.K.?
>> I CAN'T STOP THINKING OF IT
BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME SO MUCH
GRIEF, YOU KNOW.
I FEEL LIKE IT WAS TOO MUCH
OR SOMETHING.
>> NO, JUST RELAX, MAN.
>> I AM.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I AM.
I DON'T THINK-- >> WHAT'S WRONG, MAN?
>> [MOANS QUIETLY]
>> YO.
>> I DON'T THINK IT'S HITTING ME
VERY WELL.
>> WHAT? >> WAIT, WAIT.
>> WHAT'S WRONG, MAN?
>> WAIT, WAIT.
O.K., I'M A LITTLE BETTER. >> YEAH, YOU ARE, MAN.
>> YEAH.
>> HUH?
WHAT'D YOU SAY?
YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT ME?
>> DON'T WORRY.
>> JUST TELL ME!
I NEED TO KNOW.
>> Champa: LEL THINKS YOU ARE
LITTLE BIT PALE.
>> [CHUCKLES]
>> DON'T LAUGH RIGHT NOW!
DON'T LAUGH RIGHT NOW.
DON'T LAUGH AT ME.
>> COME ON.
>> AHH.
OH, MY VOICE SOUNDS SO WEIRD.
>> Champa:
O.K., MAN, JUST RELAX.
BREATHE.
BREATHE SLOWLY.
O.K.?
>> [BREATHING RAGGEDLY]
WAIT FOR ME! WAIT, WAIT.
AHH!
OH, MY VOICE SOUNDS WEIRD,
RIGHT?
AHH!
AHM!
MAHM!
AHH!
OH!
OH, MAH!
IT'S WEIRD.
IT'S REALLY...
AHH.
[MOANS QUIETLY]
>> YO, JAMIE, WHAT THE
SITUATION, JAMIE?
>> [LAUGHS]
>> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, MAN.
>> UM!
>> COME ON.
WHAT THE SITUATION, MAN?
WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THAT?
[VOCALIZES MOCKINGLY]
>> WHY ARE YOU BEING SO STRANGE?
YOU'RE ACTING SO STRANGE.
>> EVERYTHING IS FINE, MAN.
EVERYTHING IS SO FINE,
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
MY LITTLE BROTHERS IS NICE
PEOPLE, ME TOO.
O.K.
>> WHY ARE YOU BEING SO STRANGE?
>> WHAT THE SITUATION, MAN,
COME ON.
COME HERE, MAN.
COME HERE, HEY.
LET'S GO TO THE SEA, MAN.
YOU WANT TO GO TO THE SEA?
>> OH, YEAH. >> YEAH.
>> LET'S GO IN THE WATER, YEAH.
IN THE WATER.
NO, LET'S GO IN THE WATER
RIGHT NOW.
>> COME ON.
>> LET'S GO RIGHT NOW.
>> COME ON, BOTOTA.
>> BOTOTA!
>> BOTOTA, MAN!
>> OH, WHAT'S THE SITUATION?
>> SUCH A FUCKING BABY.
>> OH, IT'S SO HOT.
OH, PLEASE, LET'S GO
IN THE WATER.
YES.
I LIKE THAT IDEA.
[¶...]
>> Chorus: ¶ IF YOU'RE FEELING
FANCY FREE ¶
¶ COME WANDER THROUGH
THE WORLD WITH ME ¶
¶ AND ANY PLACE WE CHANCE TO BE
WILL BE OUR RENDEZVOUS ¶
¶ TWO FOR THE ROAD,
WE'LL TRAVEL DOWN THE YEARS
COLLECTING PRECIOUS MEMORIES ¶
¶ SELECTING SOUVENIRS
AND LIVING LIFE
THE WAY WE PLEASE ¶
[¶...]
¶ IN SUMMERTIME,
THE SUN WILL SHINE ¶
¶ IN WINTER,
WE'LL DRINK SUMMER WINE ¶
¶ AND EVERY DAY
THAT YOU ARE MINE
WILL BE A LOVELY DAY ¶
¶ AS LONG AS LOVE
STILL WEARS A SMILE ¶
¶ I KNOW THAT WE'LL BE
TWO FOR THE ROAD ¶
¶ AND THAT'S A LONG,
LONG WHILE ¶
[¶...]
¶ AS LONG AS LOVE STILL WEARS A SMILE ¶
¶ I KNOW THAT WE'LL BE
TWO FOR THE ROAD ¶
¶ AND THAT'S A...
LONG...
LONG WHILE ¶
[¶...]
>> HEY, GUYS, I THINK I'M...
I'M STARTING TO FEEL
THE MESCALINE!
[¶...]
ARE YOU GUYS FEELING IT?
[¶...]
>> OH, MY GOD, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
OH. [SHELLS RATTLE]
OH.
[SHELLS RATTLE]
>> [LAUGHS]
YOU GUYS ALL LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE. GENES ARE SO WEIRD.
GENES ARE SO WEIRD.
>> [LAUGHS]
>> OW.
>> [CHUCKLES] IT'S A MONSTER.
MONSTER.
>> Man: FOSSILED WHALES IN THE DESERT FROM SEVEN MILLION
YEARS AGO.
>> WHAT KIND OF WHALES?
>> RORQUALS.
ORCA WHALES.
FOR THE MOST PART.
>> SIR, THIS IS MY BROTHER PILO.
>> PILO.
HOLA, PILO.
>> THEY ARE WHALE EXPERTS.
THEY'RE RESEARCHING WHALES HERE.
>> OH, REALLY?
>> YES.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
>> WE ARE STUDYING THE ANCIENT
LIFE FROM SEVEN MILLION
YEARS AGO.
THEY GET PRESERVED IN THE DESERT
AND WE FIND THEM.
>> Jamie: LOOK AT CHAMPA. CHAMPA!
CHAMPA!
WHY DOES THAT LOOK SO WEIRD?
IT'S REALLY CREEPING ME OUT
RIGHT NOW.
LET'S GO LOOK AT THOSE PELICANS.
WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
>> I WAS TALKING TO THESE GUYS.
>> ...THEY LEAVE A RECORD.
AND THAT'S WHAT WE DO, IS FIND
THAT RECORD AND FIGURE--
[BREATHES RAGGEDLY]
[WHISPERS] COME ON.
[GRUNTS]
>> NO, I LIKE THE ONE WITH HIS NECK LIKE-- HE'S GOT HIS NECK
BACK THERE.
>> YEAH, IT'S LIKE THIS.
>> WHAT IS THIS STUFF THAT I'M
SITTING BESIDE? >> THAT?
>> A NET...
>> THERE'S LITTLE KNOTS IN HERE,
HUH?
OH, I'M STUCK IN IT.
>> JAMIE...
>> NO, NO, NO, DON'T, DON'T.
>> JAMIE A FISH.
>> Champa: A FUCKING FISH.
>> WHAT IS THIS PLACE? [LAUGHS]
LIKE, THERE'S A SOCK THERE.
WHOSE SOCK IS THAT?
LOOK AT THAT FISH.
THAT IS REALLY WEIRD.
WHAT DO THEY DO HERE?
DO THEY, LIKE, CATCH FISH HERE
OR WHAT DO THEY DO?
>> Champa: THAT'S THE GRAVE OF
TOM JONES, LOOK.
>> CREEPING ME OUT.
>> Champa: TOM JONES'S GRAVE.
>> WHERE IS, UH, THE HAIRY FAIRY
RIGHT NOW? [LAUGHS]
>> OH, I DON'T HAVE NO IDEA.
>> Jamie: I KIND OF ACTUALLY
WANT TO SEE HER RIGHT NOW.
I REALLY WANT TO LOOK IN HER
EYES RIGHT NOW.
>> YEAH?
>> SAD, SAD.
>> SAD? >> YEAH.
>> I GUESS I SHOULD APOLOGIZE
TO HER.
>> Champa: THAT WOULD BE NICE.
>> I DIDN'T WANNA MAKE HER SAD.
I'M GONNA GO FIND HER.
I'LL GO FIND HER AND THEN I'LL
COME FIND YOU GUYS.
YEAH. >> Champa: O.K.
O.K., I'LL SEE YOU LATER, MAN.
>> SEE YOU.
>> GOOD LUCK. >> GOOD LUCK.
[GULLS SQUAWK IN DISTANCE]
>> CRYSTAL?
UH-OH. UH-OH.
OH, CRYSTAL.
[LAUGHS] ARE YOU KIDDING ME? [LAUGHS]
OH... [LAUGHS] WHAT?
[¶..., JAMIE LAUGHS]
>> Chorus: ¶ LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,
LA, LA, LA... ¶
¶ LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,
LA, LA ¶
[¶...]
¶ LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,
LA, LA, LA ¶
[MUSIC FADES]
>> OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
[GASPS]
>> Lel: YO. >> LEL.
>> JAMIE! JAMIE!
GET OUT OF THERE!
[IGNITION STARTS, ENGINE REVS]
[KEYS CLICK, ENGINE SHUTS OFF] >> Jamie: HEY.
>> Pilo: JAMIE.
>> PILO, I WAS LOOKING FOR
CRYSTAL FAIRY.
>> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> YES. I WAS LOOKING FOR HER
BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN HER
ALL MORNING.
>> YOU CANNOT DRIVE, MAN.
>> [LAUGHS]
>> Man: HOLA. >> HOLA.
HI.
I GUESS YOU'RE AMERICAN, TOO.
>> WELL, UH, I DON'T KNOW HOW I
GOT A SHIRT, BUT...
I THINK YOU MIGHT NEED IT.
>> YEAH, I LOST MY CLOTHES!
>> AND I DON'T WANNA LOOK AT YOU
BECAUSE THIS IS INSANE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> I'M, I'M TRYING TO GET BACK
TO THE BEACH.
>> I'LL GIVE YOU A LIFT.
I'VE GOT ROOM.
>> THAT'D BE GREAT, THANK YOU.
THAT'D BE REALLY NICE OF YOU.
[¶...]
>> Man: SO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
>> ISABEL.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU, ISABEL.
>> Jamie: HAVE YOU SEEN CRYSTAL
OR-- SHE HASN'T BEEN AROUND
HERE, RIGHT?
>> NO.
>> NO, 'CAUSE I, LIKE, THE LAST
TIME I SAW HER WAS THIS MORNING.
>> YEAH, ME TOO, BUT THERE'S NO
PROBLEM, I THINK SHE WAS--
>> IT'S O.K.? >> YEAH.
>> I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE SHE
KNOWS HOW TO GET BACK HERE
'CAUSE IT'S COLD AND--
>> YEAH, IT'S KIND OF COLD.
>> IT'S STARTING TO-- SUN'S
STARTING TO GO DOWN.
>> YEAH, BUT TAKE IT EASY, MAN.
STAY CALM, SIT DOWN.
>> Jamie: I FEEL GOOD.
I THINK IT'S STARTING TO COME
DOWN A BIT.
>> YEAH, WE'RE LANDING NOW.
>> Jamie: WE'RE LANDING.
YEAH.
>> Champa: FROM A FAMOUS ARTIST.
>> Jamie: OH, YEAH?
[¶...]
>> Pilo: THERE SHE IS!
CRYSTAL!
>> Jamie: OH, WOW.
WHOA, OH, MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR CLOTHES?
I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
>> YOU WERE?
>> I WAS LOOKING ALL OVER.
CRYSTAL, I REALLY NEED TO SAY
I'M SORRY.
>> Chorus: ¶ OOH, OOH, OOH
>> Man: ¶ EVERYBODY WANTS
SAFETY (SAFETY AND LOVE) ¶
>> WE ALL DO.
>> Crystal: BOYS.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> Crystal: HI.
>> Champa: ARE YOU COLD?
>> FINE-- YES, I'M FREEZING.
>> WE'RE REALLY SORRY.
>> I'M O.K.
>> I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY FOR
BEING--
>> YOU HUNGRY?
>> I'M STARVING.
OH...
WHERE'S THE BONFIRE?
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
COOKIES, I WANT COOKIES.
>> Jamie: THEY'RE SO GOOD.
[¶...]
>> YEAH, CRYSTAL WAS MY
ACCOMPLICE TODAY.
SHE HELPED ME.
>> Champa: REALLY, YOU--
>> NO!
YOU'RE GIVING ME AWAY?
>> [CHUCKLES] I LOOK AT HERE,
AT HIS EYES, AND...
>> OH, YOU KNOW, THAT'S O.K.,
MAN, YOU GOTTA BE READY FOR IT.
YOU CAN'T TAKE IT IF YOU'RE NOT
READY FOR IT.
>> Pilo: IT WAS SO OBVIOUS.
>> Champa: YEAH, BUT YOU ARE...
YOU, YOU HAD A GOOD TIME.
>> I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS
12 YEARS OLD, I WAS OBSESSED
WITH A GIRL, AND I CALLED HER
HOUSE, LIKE, EIGHT TIMES
IN ONE DAY, AND THEY HAD
CALL I.D. AND HER MOTHER SAW
THAT I CALLED THAT MANY TIMES.
>> Champa: AND CALL THE POLICE.
>> Jamie: NO, SHE ANSWERED THE
PHONE ONE TIME WHEN I CALLED,
AND SHE WENT, "JAMIE, HOW MANY
TIMES DID YOU CALL HERE TODAY?"
AND I WAS SO SCARED IN THE
MOMENT, I DIDN'T EXPECT HER TO
ANSWER OR FOR HER TO BE MAD AT
ME ABOUT IT, AND I MADE UP THIS
LIE, I MADE UP A LIE IN ONE
SECOND, SO I SAID, "OH, HEY, UM,
HEY, DONNA.
MY, UH, THE PROBLEM WAS THAT MY
INTERNET CONNECTION HAD THE
WRONG PHONE NUMBER IN IT.
IT ACCIDENTALLY HAD YOUR PHONE
NUMBER, AND I WAS TRYING TO
CONNECT TO THE INTERNET ALL DAY.
I KEPT HITTING CONNECT, AND IT
KEPT CALLING YOUR HOUSE.
IT WAS A STUPID MISTAKE."
>> WHEN I WAS 17, I WENT TO THIS
HALLOWEEN PARTY.
I WAS DRESSED AS A MECHANIC.
I WENT WITH THIS GUY.
I BARELY KNEW HIM.
WE'D GONE ON, LIKE, ONE DATE.
I DIDN'T EVEN REALLY LIKE HIM.
[SCOFFS] BUT I WAS BORED AND I
WAS LONELY, SO I WENT WITH HIM,
AND IT WAS AT, IT WAS AT THIS
GIRL'S HOUSE.
SHE WAS REALLY RICH.
IT WAS THIS HUGE POOL PARTY.
AND WE DRANK A LOT.
I DRANK A LOT.
AND AT SOME POINT I TOOK A PILL.
I THOUGHT IT WAS ECSTASY.
I DIDN'T EVEN REALLY KNOW WHAT
THAT WAS.
AND THEN...
THIS GUY WHO HAD INVITED ME WAS,
HE WANTED TO TAKE ME TO THE
POOL HOUSE.
I DIDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND
WHAT WAS GOING ON.
I REMEMBER...
BEING PRESSED UP AGAINST THIS
WINDOW AND SEEING THE WHOLE
PARTY KIND OF... HAPPENING,
AND FEELING REALLY...
SCARED.
AND THEN THERE WERE...
TWO MORE GUYS IN THERE, AND I
WAS COMPLETELY NAKED.
[SNIFFS]
AND THEY WERE...
HAVING SEX WITH ME.
I MEAN, THEY WERE RAPING ME.
I COULD SEE THIS WHOLE PARTY HAPPENING ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE WINDOW. [LAUGHS]
AND...
ANYWAY, THE NEXT THING I
REMEMBERED WAS THAT I WAS IN
THIS... BATHTUB.
WAKING UP IN THIS AWFUL, WARM
POOL OF WATER AND THE SUN WAS
RISING, AND IT WAS...
[CRIES]
[CRYING] BUT I HAD NEVER... I...
I KNOW IT'S KIND OF CRAZY, BUT I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY TOLD THIS STORY
AND I'VE NEVER TOLD THIS STORY.
>> O.K., EASY.
YOU'RE WITH US NOW, YOU'RE O.K.
>> [CRIES]
>> Champa: YOU HAVE ALL OUR
SUPPORT AND-- O.K.?
WE LOVE YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
I LOVE YOU.
THANK YOU, I LOVE YOU GUYS.
[LAUGHS]
OH, MY GOD, WE MADE THE--
WAIT A MINUTE.
WE MADE THE POLLO CRY.
>> [CRIES]
>> Champa: MY FRIEND.
>> [CRYING]
>> OH, MY-- WE MADE THE POLLO
CRY.
>> Champa: MY FRIEND.
COME ON, THIS IS CRYSTAL FAIRY'S
TIME, MAN.
[LAUGHS]
DON'T TAKE HER OPPORTUNITY, MAN.
[LAUGHS]
[CRYSTAL LAUGHS]
WHAT THE FUCK? [CHUCKLES]
NAH, IT'S O.K.
>> Jamie: I'M SORRY.
>> Champa: IT'S O.K.
WE'RE GETTING EMOTIONAL.
>> IT'S O.K.
IT'S ACTUALLY...
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE SECRETS?
>> OH, YEAH, I DO.
ACTUALLY...
I'M A DOMINATRIX. [LAUGHS]
I'M A DOMINATRIX.
>> WHAT IS A DOMINATRIX?
>> DOMINATRIX IS A WOMAN WHO,
UH, STRAPS ON A BLACK DILDO AND
HAS SEX WITH A MAN WHO'S SITTING
IN A SWING. [CHUCKLES]
>> OH, MY...
>> [LAUGHS]
>> OH, MY GOD, YOU SAW MY...?
>> [LAUGHS]
>> YOU SAW MY PICTURES?
>> I'M SORRY.
>> OH, MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THE--
I HAD A SURPRISE FOR YOU
IN THERE?
>> NO, I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
I DIDN'T SEE ANY SURPRISE.
WHAT SURPRISE?
>> [SCOFFS]
>> Jamie: CAN WE SEE?
>> Crystal: NO, NO, NO.
NO.
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
I'M GONNA GO TO BED.
>> Jamie: WE LOVE YOU, TOO.
>> Champa: WE LOVE YOU, TOO.
>> CAN I SLEEP IN YOUR TENT?
>> Champa: PLEASE.
PLEASE DO.
>> THANK YOU.
[BLOWING KISSES]
[¶...]
>> SHE DIDN'T SEE ANY FACES IN THE MOUNTAIN.
>> Man: ¶ MAYBE REACHING FOR
HEAVEN AND STUCK ON THE EARTH
WILL DO. ¶
[MUSIC ENDS]
[URINATING]
>> CRYSTAL!
[¶...]
[WAVES CRASHING IN DISTANCE...] [PEOPLE SINGING FAINTLY...]
>> Chorus: ¶ AND AS YOU EAT ¶ DON'T THINK OF THE
ONE YOU LOVE ¶
¶ AND ON THE STREET
¶ DON'T LOOK AT THE SKY ABOVE
¶ IF THERE'S NO ONE HOME,
DON'T EXPECT NOTHING ¶
¶ 'CAUSE NOBODY WANTS A LONELY
HEART. ¶
[GUITAR AND DRUMS PLAYING]
[MUSIC ENDS, WAVES CRASHING...]
[WINGS FLUTTERING] [BELL DINGS]
[WINGS FLUTTERING]
[BELL DINGS]
[WINGS FLUTTERING]